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Archive for February 2014

I Have A Cold

Is there anything quite so tragic as a man with a cold? I almost never get a cold because, like Charlie Sheen, I have tiger blood. And my father was a warlock. No not really, that last part was wishful thinking I suppose. But I do have a cold.

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The Amazing Race, Survivor, and The Crying Games

The Amazing Race kicked off its All-Star season this week and the new season of Survivor is just around the corner. These are two reality shows I watch with a fair bit of regularity, primarily because I enjoy watching people do things rather than watch people acting like just-released convicts that won some sort of meth lottery. Although I must admit Survivor does have its fair share of devious behaviour, […]

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Lemmy isn’t a Nazi, he just plays one on T.V.

I recently watched a documentary on Lemmy from Motorhead on Netflix and it was pretty good. Some things about Lemmy that surprised me: He has a penchant for denim cut off short shorts. He is in his sixties and drinks alcoholically, regularly uses speed, and appears to chain smoke. Yet he seems to be in fine health, looks pretty good for his age, and by all reports has never been […]

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